Your real name: Amie
Age: 15
Height: yor mum
Natural hair colour: blondey wondey
Eye colour: blue eyes
Skin color: black
Glasses/contacts?: granny glasses
Piercings: on my ass
Tattoos: on my face
Braces: in my brain
Mannerisms: Hyper, freak, will eat your face.
Other distinctive markings: sex
FAVOURITE
Colour: bawww
Band: I CUT MY SHIT!!!
Video game: Your mum in space, its fucking sexy...
Movie: WAMIE HAS A DISEASE
Book: hoover man the magical hoover whos all like 'FOOOKIN LYK SHITTTTTTTTTTT' enjoy kids.
Food: CURRRRYYYYYYY like shilpa in my mum.
Game on a cell phone: LAURA
CD: BAWWW BAWWWWWWWWWWW BAWWWWWWWWWWW
Flower: gay
Scent: gay scent with a hint of WAMIE!!!
Animal: poo
Comic book: Dingle berry the Lama
Cereal: Trinny and Susanna
Website:
[link]Cartoon: foooooookin jerry springer. (ihad sex with his mum)
DO YOU
Play an instrument?: DRUMMZZZZ
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: NOEZZZZ
Like to sing?: IN YOUR BUM...
Have a job?: No cause Imma lazy shit.
Have a cell phone?: Yh it lives in your face.
Like to play sports?: in bed.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yessy!
Have a crush on someone?: i have a crush in bed.
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: like NRitain BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPP!!!
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: No cus im not fat like americans, who eat there own lard.
Have any special talents/skills?: I can eat till I have lamas.
Exercise daily?: No cus I cant be arsed, cus im what you call obese! BAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Like school?: it makes me feel good.
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: zbgderto yh thats my alphabet shag it you bitch!
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: NO D:<
Speak any other languages?: Yh in bed.
Go a day without food?: No because thats impossible for me to do because I eat lard and shit.
Remember your dreams: No because I'm gay.
Read music, not just tabs?: your mum.
Roll your tongue?: yh
Eat a whole pizza?: yeah I was all like 'woah it's a pizza' and then my belly obsorbed it with super lard power comboooooooooooo!
HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: No else I would be a rich little poo.
Snuck out of the house?: Yesm
Lied to get out of trouble?: Yes I was all like 'woah shizzle wizzle get mah fookin purse' and thats how I have a trophy for best sex with Rick Astley.
Had a computer crash?: Yes it made me freak out and I was in a coma for 90000 days.
Gotten lost in your city?: PENISH!11
Seen a shooting star?: I made it baby. ;]
Been to any other countries?: Yes TURRAAAAKEEEYYY!!!
Had a serious surgery?: yes I had it on my face to make me black.
Stolen something important to someone else?: Noezzz
Solved a rubiks cube?: No because I'm not that sad.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Yes it was sexy.
Cried over a girl?: No because I dont want to because its all like' BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!1111'
Cried over a boy?: In bed.
Kissed a random stranger?: In bed
Hugged a random stranger?: In bed
Been in a fist fight?: With Will Smith
Been arrested?: In bed.
Done drugs?: In bed.
Had alcohol?: With a poo
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Yeah itwas lyk REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Yarry IT MADE ME GO HYAAAAAAAKKKK!!!
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: With shit!
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: NO lawl
Swore at your parents?: IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZORZZZ!!!1111
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Yes' it was awsome! lawl
Been to a casino?: No because I'm not retarded.
Ran over an animal and killed it?: Yeah, it was all like 'omg how fucking dare you do that to me' and then I screamed because it talked to me, and then I ran over its head and it screamed.
Broken a bone?: ANKLE
Gotten stitches?: NOEZZZZZOORRRZZZZ
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: yeah because thats were you usually have them :S
Made homemade muffins?: home made SICK!
Bitten someone?: YOUR MUM IN BED.
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: NO BECAUSE IM NOT A DISNEYAAABBBBOOOO
Burped in someones face?: YH it smelled like sick.
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: about an hpur ago.
Cried: Yes
Went to the bathroom: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT YOU FUCKING RETARD??????11111 D:<
Saw a movie in a theatre: MAMMA LUIGI!
Read a book: YEYA!
Had a snow day: IN BED.
Had a party: :B
Went to a doctor: No because I'm like never ill and I have AIDS.
Tripped in front of someone: FACE
Went to the grocery store: WITH
Got sick: No because Im a fucktard.
Got cursed: Yes by SHakespeare.
Called someone: what do you think?
DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: GAY
Black/white: WHITE
Lights on/lights off: LIGHTS ON cus im sceeered!
TV/movie: YOUR MUM
Body spray/lotion:SPRAYZZZZZ!!!!!
Cash/cheque:MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Pillows/blankets: SHIT
Headache/stomach ache: HEADACHE, well I dont like them cus I'm not a freak.
Paint/charcoal: Paint
Chinese food/Mexican food: MEXICAN, I CLEAN YOUR WINDOW FOR A SHITTTAAAA!
Summer/winter: BAWW
Snow/rain: rain
Fog/misty: misty
Rock/rap: Rock
Meat/vegetarian:meat tastes like yummers
Chocolate/vanilla: FOOKIN MCLOOOOVIN
Sprinkles/icing: SHIT
Cake/pie: I LIKA DA CAKKE MAYYYYYYTTTTTTEEE
Strawberries/blueberries: strawberries
Ocean/swimming pool: OCEAN
Cookies/muffins: COOKIES HIRARIOUS!!! SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!
Wallet/pocket: pocket cus im brappin like a man on heat with a popsical!
Window/door: DORRY WOORRRY
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: REAAAAAAAAAAH
Pink/purple: PIIIIIIIIIIIINK because I'm all like omggggggawwwwddddddddd likw WOAH SHILPA
Cat/dog: cat because they arent retards like crappy dogs who shit everywhere.
Long sleeve/short sleeve: SLEEVE
Pants/shorts: SHORTS
Winter break/spring break: WINTER WITH ShIT
Spring/autumn: Poo
Clouds/clear sky:CLEAR LIKE THE OCEAN IN HEAT.
Moon/mars: Moon because i can actually see it and mars is gay with uranus because he is gay because his name sounds gay.
Questions/Answers: ANSWERS there mor interesting.
War/Peace WAR WHO THE FUCK GIVES A CRAP ABOUT PEACE???!!!! BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!111111
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Do you believe in love?: YES BECAUSE IT IS A EMOTION.
What's the most important kind of love for you?: SHIT
Have you ever been in love?: YES!
Been close to love?: MOREZXZZZZZZZ
If you have, with who?: YOUR MUM
Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: YES
Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: NO BECAUSE IM NOT AN EMO LIKE SHILPA
Are you in a relationship?: YES IT IS MADE OF WIN
If so, for how long?:About 4 months
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: NO BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE UGLY .
What is your idea of the best date?: SHIT
What was your first kiss like?: A HOOVER with no fucking experience on hoovering.
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: 27
Do you think love is worth nothing?: NO
Best experience youve ever had with the opposite sex: brappin like wrap my PENIsh around your mum.
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: YES AND IM NOT SINGLE.
Have you ever been dumped?: NOEZZZZ
Have you ever dumped someone?: YESSSS
I...
Am: GAY
Want: PENISH
Need: BUM
Love: BUM
Hate: BOB
Feel: POO
Did: YOUR FACE
Miss: YOUR FACE
Am annoyed by: DOGS
Would rather: Be in your mums bum
Am tired of: PEOPLE WHO ARE STUPID
Will always: love you...SHUTUP!!! BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favourite genre of music?: ROCKY WOCKY PUDDIN AND PIE
What time is it now?: 21@26 pn in the big brother shitter.
How much money do you have right now?: NONE BECAUSE IM PORR D:
Are you hungry right now?: YES I HAVE HAD NO DINNER!
What are you doing right now?: typing this long ass quiz.
Do you like parades?: No i think there a waste of time and deserve to die.
Do you like the moon?: It is made out of tooth paste and makes me feel good.
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: FUCKING KILL YOU!!
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: TO SHIT ON YOUR FACE
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Funny?: NO
Cool?: NO
Pretty?: NO
Sarcastic?: YES
Lazy?: YES
Hyper?: YES
Friendly?: YES/NO
Evil?: NO because I'm not a Sephoroth wannabe ginger.
Unforgettable?: YES
Smart?: NO
Strong?: IN YOUR MUM
Talented?:NO
Dorky?: YES
WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
High: DRUGS
Lonely: BAWWW
Pen: ohh I can draw with it.
Flower: Can I eat you?
Window: I can see through you because I'm not blind.
Psycho: ME
Brain freeze: ME
Strange: ME
Sassy: Your face
Suffering: BAWWWW
Art: is made of shit.
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: NO BECAUSE IM NOT MENTALLY RETArdED!!!
Run away?: NO YOU BITCH!
Curse at a teacher?: WITH SEX!
Not take a shower for a week?: NO BECAUSE IM NOT CRYING BOY! GREG!!!
Ask someone out?: YES IT MADE ME FEEL GOOD INSIDE MY MUM
Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: NO BECAUSE I MIGHT BREAK ITS FACE
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: YES BECAUSE EVERYONE DOES IT BECAUSE IM SHILPA
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: NO BECAUSE IM NOT GAY
Go scuba diving?: YES A FISH TRIED TO RAPE MY FACE
Write a book?: NO BECAUSE IM NOT STUPID AND ALL LIK WOW FOOKIN LIKE SHITTT
Assemble a computer?: NO BECAUSE IM A RETARD
Become a rock star?: with a PENISH!
Have a long-distance relationship?: YEs
Marry someone you don't know?: yes I married Ting TONg and killed her because my penis ripped through her head
LAST QUESTIONS ( FINALLY ) - ARRGHHHH...
What kind of computer do you have?: SHIT
What grade/level of studies are you in? (if applicable): ABCD BAWWWW
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: YES ITS AWSOME!
How many posters do you have in your room?:!) MILLION OF YOUR MUM BEING A KINKY BITCH!
Who else should take this quiz?: A FOOKIN PIGEON WHO HAS AIDS WITH SHILPA WHO ALSO HAS AIDS WITH THE FREAK WHO IS JAPANESE OFF BIG SHIITTAA!